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Storm in a Double-D cup
What is the deal about big tits, huh? Every girl who doesn't have them wants them. But I have them and I'd rather smaller ones. There are far more disadvantages of having large tits than advantages, okay? This is not to whine, just to point out that it's not that great.
One, there's no big money in big tits outside of having sex with strangers. You can make money as a call girl or a porn star (or if you're really lucky you might only have to pose naked for sleazy magazines), but you can't be a model or an actress. I mean, modeling is totally out for obvious reasons (i.e. you're not allowed to have even the slightest curve to be a model), but people always think you can be an actress (provided of course that you can act) when you can't. Look at some of the famous actresses - there are very few who are bigger than a C-cup, believe me. Especially most of the young, trendy ones - mostly barely out of training bras! Gwynneth Paltrow, Nicole Kidman, the cast of 'Friends', Cameron Diaz, Clare Danes... Even Sharon Stone and Demi Moore don't actually have big tits.
Two, clothes. You can't get nice underwear. High-street fashion rarely bothers to go beyond a C-cup. Honestly - Top Shop and Miss Selfridge underwear, very cute, but doesn't even bother to cater for big tits. It's a fact little considered by people with small breasts and fashion designers, that a pretty lacy bra, while delicate and pretty in smaller sizes, starts to look vulgar and OTT by the time it hits double-d. And it's not just the underwear, either. If you want to be fashionable and look good, you have to be the shape of a model. You can get away with a few extra pounds in any area of your anatomy but the bust. Dresses with a bust line - always cut me in half. I always have to prepare myself for disappointment when I go into the changing rooms to try on something I quite like in a high-street shop - and unfortunately it's often delivered.
Plus, you know, it's uncomfortable. Even the strongest sports bra can't begin to offer sufficient support. No question of running anywhere without holding onto them (unless it's purely for Ash to watch, of course). Running is inconvenient, which rules out any active sport, or going jogging to keep fit - bloody hell, makes me uncomfortable just thinking about it!
Ooh, and now it's so fashionable to have small tits that all the celebs are getting their implants removed! Yay. Big tits are unfashionable. What's more Feminism declares that all tits should be small. And if you do well with big tits, it'll be claimed that they're the reason. Women with big tits aren't supposed to do well, because those with small tits are more ideal from the feminist point of view. If on the other hand you do have big tits, they have to stay up by themselves in deliberate defiance of the laws of gravity. Goddammit.
And the advantages? Blokes like them. Some do, anyway. Ash does. And does that outweigh the disadvantages? Yes. Just.
Online Bra-buying
Plussizebras.org is a general resource for the 'larger' lady ;-)
Bravissimo.com is highly recommended for brand-name plus-size bras (UK-based)
Undercover Experience has all sorts of styles in all sizes (UK-based)
Bras Direct is a great shop too (UK-based)
Bigger Bras carries an extensive range (US-based)
Creative Woman includes swimwear, nursing bras and an extensive size range (US-based)