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Why are you so obsessed with your breasts?
I started developing early, and all the way up to a double D cup I've been very self-conscious about my breasts. They have been a significant part of my life ever since I was 10 - that's half as long as I've been on the planet. They affect what I can wear in a big way (it's easy to look trashy when you have big tits; I find it difficult to go bra-less; high-street clothes simply aren't designed to accommodate a large bust). I am acutely aware of the fact that all high-fashion models and film stars are small- to medium-chested. Lately, having come more to terms with my breast size (thanks in part to Ash), I have begun to appreciate them as an asset.
Would you be so obsessed if your breasts were smaller?
I don't think so, no. It's precisely their (large) size which makes them such a major part of my life. If I had B-cup breasts I would have no trouble finding clothes to fit.
Would you consider reductive surgery?
No. Having spent so long coming to terms with my breasts - even loving them a lot of the time - I would not now get them reduced. Though I used to think about it. I might, however, think about getting uplift surgery if I can afford it.
Why did you start the Breast Chronicles?
For hits. I admit it, I'm a drama-queen and an attention-seeker. I originally started the site to get visitors. I never imagined it would become such a phenomenon in itself (I even put it in a sub-directory of my personal site on my domain because I didn't rate its importance beside my 'proper' blog, Weird Wired World, which kind of fell by the wayside a little with the success of TBC).
Another main reason for writing the Breast Chronicles is for my own personal benefit. It's a sort of finalisation of my enduring love/hate relationship with my breasts.
What is the purpose of the Breast Chronicles?
After I saw how big the site was becoming, I decided to utilise it to bring attention to some breast-related issues. Firstly, I added an article I'd written previously on the downsides to having large breasts. I wrote a couple more articles myself, and invited submissions to this 'Zine'. I wanted to make the site into something about breasts for breasts' sake, rather than purely to do with anonymous sex (porn), babies, disease (cancer) or implants. The site is actually aimed primarily at women, though the majority of my visitors are men.
The other (rather less noble) purpose the site serves is to draw attention to my wish to get myself featured semi-naked in the men's magazine FHM. You wouldn't think it would be so damn difficult, would you?
Why FHM?
Ash buys FHM religiously. He at one time expressed an admiration for the girls who get their kit off in the magazine. I get jealous of the posters he puts up on his walls.
Are they real?
Duh. It would kind of defeat the object if they were implanted, don't you think?
Why don't you get over yourself you ugly whore?
This question is frequently asked by one regular visitor, who often makes a point of signing my guestbook. Normally, one or two [bitter? jealous?] girls follow up his post with agreements. It's an interesting question though... I don't consider myself in the least bit unattractive. I wouldn't have a very good life if I held any other opinion! I keep up the Breast Chronicles because it makes me feel good, particularly when I get grateful letters thanking me for running such a resource for women.
Will you show nudity on the boobcam?
Nope. Well it would mean there would be no incentive for men to write to FHM and request they print naked pictures of me, would it? Anyway, that's not what it's about - I already said I didn't want my site to be about breasts as sexual objects. The boobcam is more to do with breasts for fun (like the rest of the site)
Do you have self-esteem problems?
Sometimes, yes. Less than I used to. Ash has both helped and destroyed my self-esteem, in the past. At the moment it's good.
Do you hate small-breasted women?
I happen not to find small breasts (anything below a C-cup) attractive. That's my personal view. I ran a poll on ideal breast size, but excluded A-cups from the available options. For this I was slammed on various fronts, and accused of being bitchy and not valuing small breasts as breasts at all. I knew that A-cups would be almost no-one's idea of the perfect breast, so I didn't include them. It was my decision to make, thank you very much.
Back to the question: I do, as it happens, get mildly envious of those with smaller, perkier breasts than I have - mainly from a fashion point of view (I wouldn't trade my sexual breasts). The flat-chested can easily afford to go bra-less and wear strappy or backless tops and dresses. The slim, svelte sillhouette is the one seen on catwalks and in movies. Big breasts just aren't fashionable.
Are you always honest on the site?
Yes.