I'm not going to say that this is an article about facts and myths, because a lot of it
consists of common misconceptions which small-breasted people think apply to all
busty girls (where they may apply to some, and even then often only in a minor way).
Boob Fact: Big breasts bounce
Unless they're made of plastic or the bearer is wearing a pretty robust sports bra, big
boobs will bounce. Even at just a brisk walk, this causes some - mild, but most certainly
unwelcome - discomfort.
Misconception: Having large breasts causes the bearer back pain
Myself, I have never experienced any pain or discomfort in my back due to the size of
my breasts. I believe the majority of women who do suffer back pain do so as a result of
wearing an ill-fitting or badly-designed bra. This is not to say that I don't believe
anyone has pains because of their breast-size.
Misconception: Lying on one's front is prohibited by large breasts
Another rumour that has been perpetuated by the PR teams for the small-chested is that
women with big boobs can't lie on their front. Well whyever not? I'm perfectly happy lying
on my front (I wouldn't be able to sunbathe properly if I was incapable of lying on my
front!) - it just means that I have to position my breasts correctly so that they are not
being squished uncomfortably.
Boob Fact: Fashion is designed in a B-cup
One of my most common rants is that it's hard to find clothes to fit. All the pretty
summer tops are designed to look fantastic on a B-cupped woman - they look horribly trampy
on a busty girl. But it's not simply that clothes don't exist for my breast size, it's that
the assumption is made that if you've got boobs, you're fat. And I most certainly am not,
thank you very much!
Misconception: Eye-contact with men is impossible
One of the most commonly-mentioned problems about having large breasts is the fact that
men supposedly don't make eye-contact with you. To be honest (though I'll admit that I'm not
the most observant person in the world), I've never noticed this happen to me. People will
glance, yes, but I've yet to have an experience where a man holds a whole conversation - or
even a significant part of one - with my chest. People are generally more polite than that.
Boob Fact: Sex is best with breast
Before anyone says anything, I'm not saying that the flat-chested cannot satisfy their
partners in bed. But no-one can deny the versatility that large breasts offer in a sexual
encounter - that's why so many men fantasise about big boobs. There's something to grab hold
of. Masturbation by breast can be a very sensuous experience. And afterwards there's always
a super-comfy pillow to rest his head on.