The Breast Chronicles

The Breast Chronicles

Reshaping breasts on the net.
 
Turns out that implants can be good for you after all - a Brazillian woman shot in crossfire between police and drug dealers, was saved by her silicone breast implants. Doctors said the silicone had slowed the bullet up enough to prevent it from causing her a serious injury. A plastic surgeon was called in to fix the damage and took the opportunity to increase the size of Mrs Soares' breasts with more silicone.

 
Um, I'm not really sure what to say really... Do your boobs hang low?


 
By the way, Merry Christmas :)


 
stupid breasts.... Seems that every guy who comes onto me only does so out of fascination for my breasts. Now, I never noticed this before I was single, but seriously... Apparently I'd be nothing without my breasts.


 
346,000 doesn't sound much compensation when you wrongly have a breast removed. Not only did this poor woman have the 'pleasure' of being told she had breast cancer and then having her breast removed, but then it turned out that it was fine all along.

 
More good news! about the fight against breast cancer. Its pretty scientific stuff they are talking about there, but the overall gist is we are one step closer to understanding why some people relapse after surgery to remove tumors.


 
Good news everyone! Arimidex, a new breast cancer treatment has been shown to be better than the current best treatment called tamoxifen. It also appears to have less side effects than the other treatments available (which is always a worry when filling your body with chemicals!)


 
Got long hair? Want a unique bra / knickers set? Got 2000 ? Well then take a look at this! An underwear set made out of human hair, the question on my mind is do you have to wash them with shampoo and conditioner or can they go in the machine with your other shorts?

 
Jyllian put it so perfectly on the forums that I've decided to quote her here (hope you don't mind, Jyll):

While all some women may want is big breasts, the last thing most women want is to be fat. And when one start busting out of the "normal" bras (usually a C, maybe a D), the feeling isn't too much different from realizing that the biggest size pants in banana republic are too small. Either way, it adds up to the same fear: "you're fucked because you're a freak, and you're too damn big and indelicate to be stylish, so now you're going to have to wear special ugly clothes that scream to the whole world 'look at me, i'm too damn big and indelicate for pretty things'." Granted, the world can't generally see your underthings, but that's not the point. That's why we need sites like this one, and companies that make pretty bras in bigger sizes. To convince girls who still have that mindset that there isn't a "cutoff point" after which you have to be frumpy.


 
If anyone is stuck for a present to give their husband / boyfriend for christmas, maybe you might want to take an idea from these germans who are giving their partners their breasts as a present.


 
Happy Birthday to me... :)