The Breast Chronicles

The Breast Chronicles

Reshaping breasts on the net.
 
Celebrate your cleavage! South Africa celebrated its first annual National Cleavage Day on April 5th. Organisers encouraged women to get upfront and flaunt what they may or may not possess. Those blessed with an ample pair rejoiced in the female form and made use of the day as a carte blanche excuse to show off their cleavage. Some said it was the breast day of the year! But, in these oh-so politically correct times, some presumably less well endowed feminists weren't too pleased.


 
The 74th Academy Awards offered a plethora of both over- and underdeveloped female celebrities who were happily exposing chest flesh. So, who won the Outstanding Cleavage Award? Kate Winslet and Minnie Driver kept theirs under wraps for a change, while the plunging portrait neckline on new mom Uma Thurman's low-cut dress showed the world that motherhood has its, um, advantages. As she sat in the audience, her sudden bosomy bounty was difficult to ignore! On the other end of the bra-size scale, poor Gwyneth Paltrow's sheer black top transformed her Royal Tenenbaums into a couple of misshapen dumplings desperately begging for a contour bra, while Cameron Diaz's silky dressing gown-like number left her looking a tad flat. There's nothing wrong with having modest assets, but common GIRLS a little lift goes a long way!