While browsing through a friend's copy of "20 Ans" magazine I noticed a spread about the results of their beauty contest. Winners were picked in categories - most beautiful eyes, most beautiful legs etc. What got me was (surprise surprise) the "most beautiful cleavage" category. The winner had extremely small breasts. Not that this is a bad thing in any way, but the fact is that she
has no cleavage. Extremely perky breasts, but
no cleavage, just two wide-set little bumps on her chest. Let me reiterate that I do not wish to devalue small breasts, but for someone to win the best cleavage category in a beauty contest I do expect to at least see some cleavage there! Ho hum, the French are weird...