Ah, America. A nation so fascinated yet frightened by breasts that it's just spent eight grand on
curtains because the attorney general was embarrassed about being photographed in front of a semi-clad Art Deco statue of the Spirit of Justice. I mean honestly - could he not think of any better way of spending $8,000? Say charity for example or, in keeping with his profession, catching and convicting criminals?! But no, it had to be spent on preserving the modesty of an aluminium statue. Of course. You lot are simply daft about boobs, you really are.