Well I'm back from my Cyprus holiday with a rather nice tan to show for it. There was plenty of topless sunbathing going on, among Brits and locals alike (there were other nationalities around, but the majority of tourists were from Britain). It was nice to realise once and for all that the glamour modelling world really is a totally warped view of how the average breast looks: all 'real' women have boobs which droop a little - I didn't see a single pair which looked like they could have been in Playboy.