The Breast Chronicles

Want a Bigger Bust? If you're small-breasted (B cups sell more than any other bra size), chances are you know the chant, "I must, I must, I must increase my bust" by heart. Praying for your breasts to grow is one of those girlhood rites that stay with you. Cleavage is a competitive advantage, signaling abundance and comfort, while a more level playing field, at least in our culture, symbolizes only famine and dearth. But don't despair, there's something new in the stores to help your physique. Wonder Bra just unveiled it's latest creation, which is called the Air Wonder Bra. The bra is outfitted with inflatable pads to push up what (little) you've got to create the image of cleavage. Go to WonderBra's Web site to see a demonstration of how the bra can change your look. We've certainly come a long way from the days of wadded-up toilet tissue. But well-endowed women already have the breasts that Wonder Bra enthusiasts can only dream of. Ironically, they don't even manufacture them in our size. They are available in A, B and sometimes C Cup, and I'm a DD or E cup. But why pretend if it's not there? Guys dig honesty, don’t they? Women are only kidding themselves and deluding the opposite sex until he experiences a huge letdown if given the opportunity to cop a feel of these high-tech falsies. Things would fall a little flat, as it were. It would be like a man putting a banana down his trousers and expecting it to attract women. It's a bit dishonest, isn't it? But I guess if women want the extra physical and psychological support or want their clothes to fit better, why not.