The Breast Chronicles

The Breast Chronicles

Reshaping breasts on the net.


 
You just don't think you can compete the cleavage you see busting out for National Cleavage Week III. What's a 34B to do? Answer, the pneumatic bra which allows women to pump up their chests to more than twice their original cup size! Based on the principles of a car airbag (this could mean anything from "bag containing air" to "explosive inflation under violent deceleration") it crams the breasts upward and inward. A cresent-shaped airbag in the bottom of each cup replaces roundness in the area where the breast would normally rest. So the bra takes two small whole breasts and turns them into halves of two larger breasts. Plainly unsuitable for pneurotics.