You know, it really gets to me how the only bodies considered beautiful are those with big, unnaturally perky breasts. I mean, all these implants are devaluing my own natural assets. And as a result I probably won't be wanted for Playboy etc. - the next girl with her skinny body and soaring-skywards tupperware tits will get the centrefold (and all the fame, fortune and glamour that goes with it) instead. It's quite distressing.