The Breast Chronicles

The Breast Chronicles

Reshaping breasts on the net.


 
Men and women have different perspectives on the Academy Awards. Women watch for the glitz, the glamour, the gowns, the jewels, the entertainment, the winners and losers, the drama. Men watch for just two reasons: Cleavage. Over the past several years, cleavage has become an all-out -- at least in some cases -- celebrity competition. Minnie Driver's dark plunging necklines and J. Lo's barely there poison green number are destined to become more famous than their movie roles! Anyway. Perhaps the time has come to make Best Cleavage a standard Oscar category. It would be great television: Full-contact decolletage. Excited winners. Rambling speeches. And the envelope, please.