I know it's been around for awhile, but with Valentines Day coming it deserves mentioning again: the phenomenal invention that is
the Breastee. It's cleavage jewelry that's held in place by a stem that slides between the breasts. "You can wear a necklace," says creator Maybelline Williams. "But the fact is that men are still going to be looking at your breasts." That's why the Breastee is the perfect Valentine's gift from a guy to his well-endowed lady, because it gives him a legitimate excuse to constantly stare at her breasts! I know that I'd love to have something from this collection. But the bad news for less chesty girls is that if you're not boasting at least a C-cup, forget it. Creator Maybelline Williams says she's working on a PC version for the cleavage-challenged: the bottom of the stem would have a clip that attaches to the front of a bra. "Some women will need to wear a body enhancer such as a Wonderbra to create a little cleavage," she says. As for the un-endowed with nothing to push-up, well they'll probably get alot of earings!