Do you think a
Breastee would draw even more attention to my double-D decolletage? It's a brooch that - instead of being pinned onto clothing - tucks into your cleavage. It's held in place by a stem that slides between the breasts. But it won’t stay put if you don’t boast a C cup or better. This bauble is the perfect gift from a guy to his cleavage queen, because it gives him a legitimate excuse to constantly stare at her breasts! Creator Maybelline Williams is working on a more egalitarian version for the cleavage-challenged: the bottom of the stem would have a clip that attaches to the front of a bra. "Some women will need to wear a body enhancer such as a Wonderbra to create a little cleavage,"' she says. Those with nothing to get off their chests will just have to wear a necklace!