The Breast Chronicles

Do those suffering from small breast inferiority complex still perpetuate the myth that minimal bods screen out stupid men? The theory is: "Hey, listen, do you really want to be dating a guy who makes Hooters his regular hangout? I sure don't. Give me a leg man any day." But it's a Boob Fact that that ALL guys will speak to a woman with big breasts (well, almost all). Having big breasts allows you to sort through the guys and pick out only the ones who interest you. You can just watch and evaluate, and ignore the uninteresting ones. It's quite pleasant, even if you decide not to pick out anyone at all - like window-shopping. As to the cure for A-cup paranoia: Attitude. You can convey the message: "Look, God handed me these two little nectarines. They're all I've got, so you'll have to try to make the best of them." Or: "Welcome to Nectarineland, you lucky man. If you play your cards right, I'll let you remove my fire-engine red bra and lick honey from my nectarines while I squeal and shudder with delight." We're back to attitude. You should think in these terms: A man gets one chance to audition for your breasts. If they don't like him, he's history!