It seems that bras today are for getting your breasts off your chest and into your coworkers' short attention spans. Boobs are in: big, bouncing, fleshy, squished-together breasts. They're everywhere you look -- spilling out of evening gowns on TV celebrities; pushed in your face in advertisements. Disembodied mammary glands rule our popular culture. Cleavage is the hottest fashion accessory. Not everyone has 'touch-me-now' cleavage, but padded push-up bras can still do wonders. They're instant cleavage for the small-breasted. (Why did you think the Miracle Bra was an immediate success?) They hold up the ideal, making breasts look like they're sitting on a platter. Serve 'em up!