On the subject of breast nudity on this site: I
will not be getting my baps out here - certainly not until
FHM has snapped me up to be featured topless in their magazine - possibly on the
Jug-O-Meter 2 (if you've been reading this blog for any length of time you'll know that I'm not doing it for the money). Therefore, if you want to see me naked, write to FHM on my behalf and demand that they print me! ;-) On the other hand, if you're just looking for porn you've come to the wrong place - try
searching the internet.