The Breast Chronicles

The Breast Chronicles

Reshaping breasts on the net.


 
Right, there have been several queries as to the purpose of this blog, on other sites (notably metafilter). Yes, the Breast Chronicles was created primarily for attention and hits. Yes, I'm using it in my bid to get published in FHM, which I am absolutely desperate for (so much so that I am insanely jealous of the student who got paid £3500 by readers to do it). Yes, I'm an attention-seeker and an exhibitionist, but that stems from the fact that I'm really rather shy and insecure (ask a psychiatrist). But the Breast Chronicles is more than that (this is starting to sound like a political speech!) - it's about coming to terms with my body (see insecure), providing entertainment, and it's about breasts for fun. Okay I'm done.