I've had several suggestions for names to call my breasts: Lefty & Righty; Fred & Ginger (because they dance well together?); Port and Starboard; Hootie & the Blowfish (from
Darin); Erik & Lyle (after the Menendez brothers - the idea being 'a set of killer twins'); Yin & Yang; Thought & Memory (or should that be mammary?..) Perhaps we should have a vote eventually...